Nonk

A person who causes great disappointment

*coco kicks wills ball away*
Will: "ffs what a nonk"

by Willisthebest194 June 22, 2020

Nonk

the opposite of having a donk; a non existant donk.

"daaaaaayuuumn she gotta donk"
"dude, what the hell are you lookin at, that's a friggen nonk."

by man i wish i had a donk April 26, 2010

NONK

Sex acts involving the idea of non-consent (non-c = nonk), either for real or as an agreed-upon role play. Also for pornography portraying same, as used in websites collecting such material.

The latest Nonk content from Japan: Secretary must please Boss.

by newavedancer February 18, 2017

Nonk

Is a word you use when somebody is trying to tell ya something important and you could simply care less. It's the same as saying "so?" or "tell some one who cares"

James: "Man I just got a raise at work...I'll be making twice as much now"
Shane: "nonk"

by rizzap July 31, 2009

Nonke

Someone who is cool to hang around with, but is too young to understand some of the jokes that are made.

Duncan is such a nonke, he didn't get my dirty joke.

by Lolcats1223e4398 July 24, 2009

Nonk

A word of criticism
You are an idiot, bitch, your stupid and your annoying.

Your a nonk

by Coco gallone June 22, 2020

Ninky Nonk

The most awesome train in the universe. Featured in In The Night Garden.

Boy: Did you see the Ninky Nonk?

Girl: YES! It was triptastic!

by Joshannia March 5, 2011