non gay handjob

a contradictory statement most commonly used to express dominance over another male by implying the subservient individual must touch and stroke the dominant male's penis to climax with or without tickling and/or cupping of the testes.

handjobs are never actually given or that would no longer be implying homosexuality simply because by touching another man's penis you are indeed homosexual unless you're a doctor.

Dude A: "Will you give me a ride home in a bit?"

Dude B: "I will give you a ride home if you give me a non gay handjob on the way."

non gay handjob by anco bluzea November 20, 2010

non gay gay friend 

as a male when you have worked your way into being close enough to a female that she shares everything with you as she would a male 'gay friend' but there is absolutely no chance of sex. the no sex clause may be shared or put in the closet by the individual with 'feelings.' if the trust is broken, you are no longer the non gay gay friend.

this is being as deep in the 'friend zone' as humanly possible. you blew it or have now have a great female friend. there is no proof that this does not lead to homosexuality.

I had suspicions I was gay when Lindsey and Kassie became my besties and I their favorite non gay gay friend.

non gay gay friend by anco bluzea November 25, 2010

Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend 

(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....

1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!

Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend by acyd_byrn_70_65270 October 18, 2008

Non-Threatening Gay Friend 

Non-Threatening Gay Friend is akin to a Gay Buddy, sometimes shortened to NTGF. A girl has no qualms about being around a Non-Threatening Gay Friend; he is, after all, non-threatening.

"Man, Jack's been hanging with Emily all night! Is he coming onto her?"
"No, he's just her Non-Threatening Gay Friend. They're discussing prom dresses."

Non-Threatening Gay Friend by Tatianapianist December 31, 2008

Gay (Non-Derogatory) 

Gay (Non-Derogatory) is a joke that originated on Smosh during the "*Insert Name Here* Is Dead: The Funeral Roast" series. During Tommy (a gay man)'s funeral roast, one of the decorations on the set was a shirt that read "Gay (Non-Derogatory". It was also referenced once in his character's description section during a different funeral roast. It's occasionally brought up as a modern joke.

Tommy is so gay (non-derogatory)

Gay (Non-Derogatory) by awstenday December 17, 2023

nongay 

A synonym for someone who is definitely straight. A nongay is typically defined by his/her gay friends.

Hector is nongay, the complete opposite of his gay friend, Daisy.

nongay by Daisy Gaylia April 29, 2008

nongayway 

Defines an approach, method, technique or tactic to befriend or otherwise get close to a person of the same sex for business interest or other personal gain without any sexual pretense or intention

I met an amazing guy at the bar. We hit it off and made plans to start a concierge chef business. I love him in a nongayway.

nongayway by DaveMars June 21, 2021