No Child Left Behind 

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

No Child Left Behind by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024

No Child's Behind Left 

The official dogma of the Catholic Church.

Credit goes to Christopher Hitchens

"no child's behind left"

Ok, maybe that's a stretch. But there's definitely at least a grain of truth to it.

No Child's Behind Left by Submitters of Words May 13, 2011