Beer Belt Ninja

When one drinks enough where they think they can kick everyone's ass.

Oh man! Bob thought he was a Beer Belt Ninja but the bouncer kicked his ass.

by Wkshpdad1 April 2, 2020

beer pong ninja

a beer pong ninja is one who incorporates stealth and finesse into his or her beer pong game. these ninjas generally hide around doorways and large objects, as the trajectory angle from said furnishings significantly aids the beer pong ninja's shot. these ninjas are rarely seen standing in open space, and will remain hidden from sight until it is his or her turn to shoot, but will only appear for the few seconds it takes to shoot, as the ninja will return to hiding instantly. although he/she may look awkward or silly, it is unwise to underestimate the beer pong ninja, as his/her skills are worthy of singlehandedly destroying a whole team's livers.

man that beer pong ninja whipped my ass. i need to grow a second liver.

how the fuck does ryan shoot from the doorway??
he's a beer pong ninja..

by missambitions July 17, 2010

Ninja Beers

Little cups of wobbly pop that are sold for insanely low prices at bars on select evenings. Ninja beers sneak up behind you very quietly until BYAHHHHHH....they knock you out cold.

Ninja Beers
"How much are the little guys?"
"a dollar"
"a dollar?? give me five...(ten...fifteen...thirty seven)"
"are you sure?"
"dont you tell me what im capable of drinking"
"oook here you go"
"thanks hot bar lady"

........at this point the Ninja Beer Ninjas are surrounding you waiting for you to drop your guard for the split second they need.....

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYAH!

...you wake up 15 hours later outside planet pizza.

by Bhat September 30, 2006

ninjaneer

An expert engineer class for Team Fortress 2. One who can ninja through the enemy offensively to create a dirty sentry, or find a nice home defensively that the enemy can't overcome.

That {oBs} clan sure is full of ninjaneers!

by {oBs} October 18, 2009

Ninjaneering

Occupation and/or field of study in which focuses on developing new ninja and /or stealth technologies

John just dropped out of ninjaneering school becuase the course load was to hard, he's going to try liberal arts instead

by Coachral September 26, 2008

ninjaneering

the process by which something is modified or repaired in such a manner as to not reveal the underlying lack of time invested or craftsmanship.

It may take a little ninjaneering but our landlord won't discover the damage done to the apartment until well after we are gone!

by honkeypunch July 6, 2010

Ninjaneer

nin·ja·neer / noun / an engineer who appears in unexpected places and opens up a can of whoop-ass / verb / to unexpectedly appear somewhere and then proceed to continually open up said can whoop-ass

I'm just sneaking around as a ninjaneer

by Spah sappin my sentry! August 30, 2020