Nick Crompton

A stupid, fat cow who reminds you of that fat kid in high school who tries to be cool but is a total loser. Bears an uncanny resemblance to Pugsley of the Addams family, only much fatter and uglier. Claims to be able to rap but his raps have the flow of his grandma's period blood and the lyrics of a two year old on meth. A note of caution to stay away from this fat sod when he is hungry, as he will try to eat you. A single bite from a Nick Crompton will turn you into an ugly, fat, and brain dead zombie like him.
You know its Nick Crompton and my belly keeps jiggling,

Yes, I am fat, so, please give me fried chicken,
England is my city,

And if it weren't for Team 10, then who'd have seen my titty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he licks my p*ssy
by DaveM92 August 25, 2017
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My collar is significantly better than your and I was not born in the area inside of a city, inside a county , inside a state, inside a country, on a continent, on a planet, which is in a solar system, in a universe, named Compton, but my city is England. -Nick Crompton 2017
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Nick Crompton

A type of mammal that is on his earth,

"You know is Nick Crompton
And my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap
And no, I am not from Compton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10
Then the US would be shitty
And I'll pass it to Chance
'Cuz you know he stay litty"
Hi I'm Nick Crompton and "England is my city!!!!!!!"
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Nick Crompton

A man who was born in the city of England. It is said that the part of his shirt that is meant to be folded down is popped up at all hours of the day.
"Gather round kiddos, were gonna hear the legend of nick crompton"
by Jazz Speller September 21, 2017
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Nick Crompton

Nick Crompton is a very silly boy who eats way too much his collar always stays poppin' we all know he can rap and is not from compton this boy believes england is his city and also believes without team 10 the usa would be shitty. He always passes it to chance because apparently they stay litty. Lol
that boy Nick Crompton who believes england is a city is fat!
by Cityofengland12 August 13, 2017
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Nick Crompton

The meme god that living england as his city
Someone : What city did you live?
Nick Crompton : England!
Someone : Haha no you're retarded.
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Nick Crompton

A respectable lad who left the city of England to join Team 10.
Person A: "Hey is that Nick Crompton?"
Person 🅱️: "Yeah! His collar is poppin' today isn't it?"
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