nesquik surprise

When you have a girl, undressed and you tell her "close your eyes and open your mouth." she thinks that your going to put your cock in her mouth. Instead you turn around and take a huge dump in her mouth!

Noah: O man! i gave that bitch a nesquik surprise last night!
Jacob: NO WAY! my boyfriend gave me one of those before!

by Shermdiggity March 30, 2009

Nesquik and chill

The act of inviting a lucky lady (or lad) over to your joint for the making of milkshakes and concluding by drinking the Nesquik milk whilst engaging in sexual intercorse.

Mitch: I invited her over to come and have some Nesquik and chill

Brad: How was it!?

by Doccas October 7, 2015

Nesquik Mondays

That unlucky day when your parents are going out and your uncle is "babysitting" you. But he actually chases you around the house until he is able to tear open your shitter canal and shove his gigantic monster throbbing, wet, veiny, motherfucking black monkey COCK inside of you and rip your ass crack in half and make sure you can't shit for 3 weeks! Nigga will turn your ass into a peeled orange pussy. Sometimes may shoot out your mouth from His 35 inch Fucken Nigga COCK! Make You Scream Pussy Nigga! The Final Result Is Nesquik..

Me: "NOOOO UNCLEEE!! PLEASE!! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MANY NESQUIK MONDAYS!!!"
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!

by Cuntboiga March 19, 2019

Nesquik

Nesquick is a delicious powder that comes in chocolate, strawberry and banana flavour. You take a teaspoon of nesquik powder and stir it into milk and then you have a milkshake!

Hello, do you have banana nesquik

No I’m sorry but we do have chocolate
Um ok that’s fine how much
£1 please
Ok thanks!
Bye now

by inbetweenersucker5765333 April 7, 2020

Nesquik

Nesquik is nesquik
Nesquik is not a human
Nesquik is penis man

"Is that nesquik????"
"do you mean penis man"

by SorinMasu August 22, 2021

Special Nesquik

Nesquik chocolate milk with an extra special Ingredient called L`Extreme d`Absente Bitter otherwise known as pure Absinthe

Hey man come over and we can have some Special Nesquik!

by Plaide March 6, 2010

Nesquik and Go

During or after sex, if the girl speaks without being spoken to first, the man asks he to spread her legs. Once she does, he pulls out his trusty bottle of nesquik chocolate milk and shoves it deep into he vagina. He then makes sure to grab her by the hips and shake vigorously. The milk is drinken, and then the man then sprints as far from the female as possible.

"Needed to put that bitch in her place so I just did 'nesquik and go' on her.

by DONUTPUNCHER February 19, 2018