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National Basic Bitch Day 

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.
Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.
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National Realist Bitch Day 

Girl 1. “Hey whens realist bitch day?”
Girl 2. “Oh national realist bitch day is august 9th
National Realist Bitch Day is the day you celebrate the realist bitches on this earth who wont dip on you or switch on you gang. Bitches dat stay wit you even if u feenin in dem streets.
Girl “Its the realist bitch day today”

Boy “its yo day word🏆🔛🔝”

National Lying Bitch Day 

EVERYDAY OF THE FUCKING YEAR (including: leap year, bitches don't take a day off)
Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"

national bitch awareness day 

Its November 2nd national bitch awareness day. Be kind to all those bitches for one day. Can you do it.
Be kind its national bitch awareness day.

National jealous bitch day 

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !
that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

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National Little Bitch Day 

May 1st - The national day for taking time to celebrate your friends who are little bitches.
Hey Jordan, what did you do for National Little Bitch Day last week?

National Bad Bitch Day 

August 5th is national bad bitch day. Send some tits/ass or a dick pic/video to a bad bitch and let em know it's their day!
Person 1 : You a bad bitch! Here ya go!

SEND IT!! It's National Bad Bitch Day!

8/5/2019