cut my dick off

to break someone's heart but not be romantically afflicted with said person

"He broke my heart but you cut my dick off!"

by 10keys October 27, 2020

Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas September 18, 2015

My dick fell off

Something very bad that happened to you

"My dick fell off when failed my maths exam

by Ghee boy March 7, 2019

My dick fell off

A really sincere way to say sorry or "my bad"

"You cheated on me!"

"Sorry, my dick fell off"

by MexicanMandingo October 15, 2016

My dick fell ofF

When a dick falls of your ball sack

MY DICK FELL OFF!

by MY. Dick. Fell. Off. March 7, 2018

My dick fell off

"That's me!"

- Butters

MY DICK FELL OFF WHILE I WAS SHAVING

by My dick fell off ! January 31, 2023

my dick fell off

a really bad spongebob vine

MY DICK FELL OFF

by nick554090 May 21, 2019