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muscle cars

an old ass american made in efficent V8 typically owned by red neck, spoiled white boys who get "daddy" to buy it for them there always weigh a fucking ton,loud and slow as death and has the resale value of a fucking scooter that uses a ton of gas and breaks down every five feet. and then they seem suprised when a car with 4 cylinders whips there ass and even with the mods cost less then there "muscle car"
hey i just spend 15000 on a car that cost five and i can beat ur 30000 dollar corevette
muscle cars by dont need to know August 25, 2005

Muscle Cars

Cars with sucky engines that have a bad sound. Acura Integras have a higher redline than that of any muscle car. Muscle cars suck.
Did you see that Integra beat that Camaro. The Camaro had evey upgrade, but the Integra had twin turbos.

60's Muscle Cars 

Cars that came with bench seats (romantic), non-power steering (sweaty), Overpowered V8s or I6s, Beautiful designs, airbags(maybe) & Air-Con (maybe).
Death is everywhere & those old airbags(if any) can injure.
My friend's got a few 60's Muscle Cars in his garage.
60's Muscle Cars by Melvinfused December 5, 2021

Import Muscle Cars 

Imoport Muscle cars are the big daddies of the Import world generally having at least a 6-Cylinder engine and turbocharged. There are basically six of them: Nissan Skyline GT-R(R32-34), Toyota Supra RZ or RS, Mazda RX-7 (RZ, RS, or Enfini), Nissan 300ZX Fairlady, Honda NSX-T Type-R, and the Mitsubishi GTO Twin-Turbo AWD. Sadly the only car that is still in production and still has the power of it's predecessor is the Nissan Z. You could make arguments for the new Mazda RX-8 but it's nothing compared to the third gen. RX-7.
A 2001 Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 Nur Edition, Now that's an Import Muscle car
Import Muscle Cars by CudaGuy August 21, 2004

Musclecar 

Vodka and V8. Put two toothpicks over the top of the glass, each with two olives, one at each end of each toothpick. Do NOT cross the toothpicks (the toothpicks represent two axels and the pimentoes four wheels & the green olives four tires. No straws or umbrellas please.
I'd like a Musclecar with a Cheese-Burger Deluxe.
Musclecar by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

musclecar 

A car built by the hardknocks for the hardknocks. These cars (mostly built between the 50's and the early 80's)have more HP and torque than 20 rice burners combined. With insperational designs and epic engines. Not to be confused with an import engine (which sounds way to much like the vibrators i commonly see on porn movies. NO, im talking about the earth trembling low pitch rumble of a V8.
If that kid werent such a stupid mother fucker, he would have spent his money restoring a muscle car. But instead, he somehow spent 50 grand on a muffler and a paint job for his moms honda.
musclecar by burrier September 21, 2004