Murdocking

The act of masturbating in public secretly

-looking across the table- "Hunter, where you murdocking? "

by Tadius March 12, 2012

Murdocking

When a professor is holding your grades hostage.

Sally took her exam in anatomy and physiology last Tuesday. Today is Tuesday of the following week and her grades are still not posted. Her professor is murdocking her with her grades; poor Sally.

by Gradepolice February 13, 2018

Mudtrucking

The act where one shits onto one's hand and then uses said hand to masturbate themselves or a third party.

Darren: What's that smell?
Michael: I think Ben is mudtrucking in his room

by ghost64 November 9, 2014

Mudlocking

The act of having sex, either straight or homosexual, while defecating and rubbing each other’s feces all over each other.

JEFf: “Hey Rich. I heard that girl you fucking is a freak.”
RICH: “Damn right. She wanted to do some mudlocking so I shit on her chest and fucked her ass.”

by JR Shizzle December 8, 2019

mudruckin

Cut the tongue of a pig, freeze and shove it up your poo poo shoot

I was mudruckin yesterday with my sister.

by mudrucker March 24, 2024

Scrooge McDucking

The act of stuffing spare change into one’s vagina and then proceeding with sexual intercourse

We hit it big on the penny slots. We are going to celebrate by Scrooge McDucking her with the tokens.

by MrMister004 March 10, 2022