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Ass Mosaic

The indentation on one's ass that occurs from sitting unclothed on a patterned surface-namely pavement-for an extended period of time. The said indentation usually resembles a sort of mosaic that might be found hung in an ancient Roman villa; next to a frescoe, perhaps? Most often occurs whilst smoking nude in a jacuzzi of suds. Inappropriate in every circumstance.
"Well, I've been sitting nude on this pavement too long and now I've got a bitchin' ass mosaic; look."
by SheIsWeird December 6, 2006
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Moskvitch

an soviet automobile brand produced by AZLK from 1946 to 1991 and by OAO Moskvitch from 1991 to 2001. tbh this reliable cars represent soviet countries in all their beauty. However, after the dissolution of the Soviet Union, due to a financial crisis, disruptions in the work of the company and financial mismanagement the engine plant was not finished and the Moskvitch company fell into decline and production of Moskvitch was liquidated :(
- Dude, i bought an AZLK 'Moskvitch'2141 and almost all girls have crush on me!
by SulikGT July 3, 2016
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Mosaic

pixelation censoring, usually censors the genitals in porn.
Japanese law requires censorship of genitals, so most Japanese hentai has Mosaic censoring.
by Another_Guy March 24, 2021
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Great Moravia

Great Moravia was a Slavic state that existed in Central Europe and lasted just over fifty years in the 9th century.
Its core area lay on both sides of the Morava river, the territory of today's western Slovakia and in Moravia and Bohemia (today's Czech Republic). The territory was inhabited by the ancestors of modern Moravians and Slovaks. Great Moravia played a significant role in the development of Slovak nationalism.
* Who was the most important monarch of Great Moravia ?

- The greatest territorial expansion made the King Svatopluk
by Charizard666 March 29, 2011
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Mousavi

Judo-arabic family name that literally translate to "of or related to Moses"
Mousavi is comprised of Mousa + v* + i
by HosseinMousavi June 1, 2018
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mosaikia

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by mosaikia August 24, 2022
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The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )

Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.
After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
by GLiTcHflux August 31, 2006
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