Monkey's Blowjob

You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?

Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.

by SomeInternetDweeb May 8, 2023

Money to blow

It's a game. After oral sex, when a guy blows a load on the girl's face and then throws a wad of cash on her face. Whatever sticks, she can keep.

Person 1: That chick you were with last week was on a serious shopping spree.

Person 2: Yea, she won a ton of money when we played "money to blow"

by Simply_Sal June 20, 2011

Blow Trees Get Money

First used in the 2010 debut single called "Teach Me How to Dougie" performed by California Swag District (C.S.D). Meaning 'smoke marijuana and get money' said by 'M Bone'

Cuz I don't give a f*ck blow trees get money

by btgm July 14, 2010

blowjob monkey

A monkey that gives blowjobs for crack.

Dude, don't be a blowjob monkey.

by Russ B-M February 13, 2006