Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
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