momjected

To be rejected by a mother

Casual Data Enter-er: Hi, I'm from Blah-di-blah, is Blah-Blah there?
Mother: No, I'm his mother though
Casual Data Enter-er: Ok, Do you have any current contact details?
Mother: You sound untrustworthy. I won't tell you anything.
Casual Data Enter-er: Would it be possible for Blah-Blah to get in contact with the office
Mother: No. He has no phone
Casual Data Enter-er: Okaayyyyy.

Note: The Casual Data Enter-er has been Momjected

by kaseyb July 13, 2009

Mojena

A beautiful girl. This girl usually looks different from other girls. She's a child at heart and is very passionate about what she does. She'll most likely be that one friend with the only purpose is to make you laugh. Her fashion sense is crazy. Mojena's are rare. She's unpredictable and one of those people that you catch yourself staring at because she's so breathtaking.

Mojena walked in a room and everyone just stared in awe.

Mojena is unforgettable.

by Albop April 4, 2013

mojeeb

A really cool dude

He's so mojeeb

by Mujifuji December 31, 2016

mojees

Derived from the phrase, "mom-jeans". Garment of pants worn by woman in their later years. Commonly made of denimn, they are known for their super tight fit, oversized butt pockets, and extra long zippers to complement the large waste area needed to cover her fup.

After Dave's mom had her 8th child, she couldn't fit into anything but mojees.

by frank June 21, 2004

mojetss

A fat streamer who mainly plays 2K and is not good at anything he does

Zion is better than MoJetss

by wutOMGwut August 13, 2019

mojdeh

the most beautiful person to ever exist. mojdeh does so much for everyone but he gets shit in return. mojdeh deserves so much more than what he gets. mojdeh makes me feel happy. like life is worth living. when im with mojdeh i feel happy. there really isnt a way to describe him. but his smile gives me butterflies. i cant take my eyes off of him when im around him. his smile makes me feel like the happiest person in the world. i dont think i could ever live with out him.
mojdeh if you ever end up seeing this, i love you <3

<3mojdeh<3

by fgewgvrecnqkhdcbehdxjn June 7, 2021

Mojdeh

1.Bad-Ass Sexy Pimpstress.

2. A person of uncontrollable beauty.

3. A female who has an explosive amount of sexual appeal.

4. Huge sexy lips.

5.A woman that uses men for her own purposes making them think that they have some sort of relationship with her, and dumps them when they become useless.

6. Fly

"Dayumn, that Mojdeh over there is so freegin hot. She givin me a boner!"

by asexypimp March 14, 2009