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mosby

Verb. "to mosby someone". Telling someone (usually on your first date) that you love them in order to freak them out and deter them from having a further relationship with you.

Originates from the show How I Met Your Mother.
Robin: "I found out Barney loves me, what am I gonna do? It's gonna break his heart when I tell him I don't love him back."

Marshall: "Well, there's an option. High risk but high reward. You could mosby him."

Lily: "Oh no, she couldn't mosby him."

Marshal: "She could MOSBY THE CRAP OUT OF HIM."
by K4m1k4z3 May 26, 2009
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moebulle

Someone uninvited who brings a bunch of guys with him to a party and kills the ratio when promising to bring a bunch of hot chicks.
Or someone who just fucks up in general.
Guy 1: Yo man this party is sikkkkkkkkkkk
Guy 2: Yah i kno, THE RATIO IS AMAZING!!!
Guy 1: aww.....FUCK.
Guy 2: What?!?
Guy 1: That guy over there just moebulle'd
by LFN'D March 15, 2010
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moeny

Moeny is for people who don't know how to spell. It's the most common misspelling for money.
I typed in moeny.net and it took me to a completely different site! Guess I should learn how to spell money!
by Money Money Maker June 7, 2010
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tim and moby

two gay niggas just teachin 5th graders. moby is tims lover.
maggie: have you heard of tim and moby?

tod: oh yeah aren't they that one gay couple that taught me pi in 5th grade?
by pencapjim April 2, 2018
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moby huge

A big ass dildo
(3 feet long)
How am i going to fit that Moby Huge up my vag??
by TheOnlyHandle April 9, 2016
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Ted Mosby

- (v.) to prematurely say "I love you", the weight of which scares away you're romantic partner. May be done on purpose to overwhelm someone who is a potential partner and scare them away.

- (n.) A scheme to pick-up women by telling the target your story of being left at the alter during your own wedding. The story will generate enough pity and sympathy that would override the girl's better judgement.

Both definitions named after Ted Mosby due to his actions in the show "How I Met Your Mother".
Barney: Robin I want to be with you.

Robin: I love you!!

Barney: Woahhh, i think we should just be friends...WAIT you just Ted Mosby'd me!

Barney: sniff* I got left at the alter....

Ted: for all those keeping score, the Ted Mosby worksss!!
by Gu3ss July 20, 2011
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Moobyuken

When someone performs the Shoryuken move from Street Fighter onto a fat-man's moob, causing it to swing up into the air
Guy #1: Dude look at that fat guy, I'm totally gonna give him a Moobyuken
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Watch...MOOBYUKEN!
Fat guy: OW! what was that for?
Guy #2: owned
by BigPalooka December 4, 2009
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