minisculinity

minisculinity defined refers to a man cursed with smaller than normal male genitalia thereby calling into question his masculinity.

He acts like he's all that and a bag of chips, but the reality is, he is cursed with a bad case of minisculinity!

by Stone Manpanther November 22, 2018

minisink

Minisink Valley is a place where dreams mean shit. No, literally. It is filled with rednecks and bimbos who think they are cool but they are just gay and annoying. The grape juice in the middle school is poisoned most likely and will give you a stomach like no other. If you enroll into the valley, beware. It is full of fakes and snakes that will try to unveil your deepest secrets and crushes. Trust me, i was there once, and no one can keep a god damn secret. y’all crusty dusty hoes tbh.

Dude 1: Hey dude 2, I go to Pinebush! Where do you go?

Dude 2: Minisink.

Dude 1: You fucking fetus!

by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018

Minister of Sneers

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.

Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

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The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008

Minisink

A school full of rednecks and furries. A problem.

Person: Minisink? How about no.

by Veqtas November 8, 2019

ministrations

Romantic, sexual actions, usually in the realm of foreplay. Such examples are missing the partners neck, softly massaging their back, among other turn-ons. Do not mistake a blowjob for an example of ministrations, as ministrations are supposed to make your partner horny, not outright make them cum.

Despite her desperate pleas, he continued his ministrations on her neck.

by The Was-Man November 25, 2020

Minessota Monocle

After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye

Stephanie found that she could see much better out of her minessota monocle....

by whhhhiggggy May 22, 2011

Ministry of sound

Huge successful dance club in London. Very influential in the European dance scene. Produces some of the best albums around such as Euphoria and Clubbers Guide.
Another club as good as Ministry is cream in Liverpool.

Im going to Ministry tonight!

by Essexguy June 27, 2005