Mexican car wash

When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.

I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.

by mrskunkbutt October 25, 2017

Mexican car wash

The Holy Grail of sexual positions.

They say it has been around for thousands of years, but only a select few know how to do it exactly.

I came close to figuring out the mexican car wash yesterday.

They say the Mexican car wash is fatal 53% of the time..

by The Code Monkey July 16, 2009

Mexican Car Wash

The Act of tea bagging an individual after he/she has vomited upon your ball sack.

While going down on him the drunk chick threw up all over Richard's junk. As an act of retribution he gave her a Mexican Car Wash

by DrTeaBags July 18, 2009

Mexican Clown Car

Similar to a Circus Clown Car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican Clown Car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.

Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican Clown Car.

by bigscottlarock May 25, 2011

mexican bumper car

when you snap your head back. like when you hit a mexican from behind in a bumber car

J.D: ow you just gave me the old mexican bumper car!
vince: awsome!

by fatimus maximo January 2, 2009

Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019