Mesothelioma

The disease you only know about because of those annoying commercials.

*Inhales*

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma call now; you may be entitled to compensation.

by TH47 June 1, 2018

mesomorph

A body type of someone that gains muscle easily, is bursting with muscles, loses fat easy, has a V shaped back, thick skin, large penis and a tough jaw. Can throw around ectomorphs like rag dolls.

Typically a very sexy body type. Women that don't want a vegetarian-anorexic-looking ectomorph like these types.

Famous mesomorphs, Vin Diesel, Arnold Schwarzanegger, Bruce Willis, LL Cool J and Optimus Prime

by mesomorphian September 1, 2010

merso

A person who is happy on the outside but sad and depressed on the inside

Person 1: you seem like a merso

Person2: I know

by It’s by anonymous May 28, 2020

jeb is a mess

Jeb is a mess. I say this every night every day, every afternoon, and it's so true. JEB IS A MESS.
Jeb bush is the weakest person on stage by far-

person 1. that guy is such a jeb
person 2. ye he is a giant mess
jeb is a mess

by joji September 24, 2016

Beautiful Mess

A girl that's lowkey the best one in the room. But she can't see it for herself and she has a heart big enough for the world. This type of girl is rare and honestly, they're just wifey material.

I love that girl. She's such a beautiful mess. She doesn't see how amazing she really is.

by NiceGuy53 December 5, 2019

mess hall

Where soldiers and military personnel eat their meals.

Let's meet in the mess hall after the Bob Hope USO show. I prefer the mess hall any day to k rations.

by needtoknowbasis November 23, 2013

Harass Messaging

the act of continuously sending someone meaningless messages just for the sole purpose of annoying them.

"Ugh this is so annoying," said Arnold as he dropped his phone on the table with a loud sigh.
"What's the matter?" asked Joe mysteriously.
"Oh, Frank is harass messaging me," Arnold replied, clearly annoyed.

by Joe the Hoe October 19, 2012