by I eat swag for breakfast October 03, 2017
Lois: who wants a glass of fresh orange juice?
Peter: i want a fresh glass of better daughter! (throws orange juice on meg griffin)
Peter: i want a fresh glass of better daughter! (throws orange juice on meg griffin)
by BFMV229 April 01, 2010
An animated, teenage girl who wears a pink beanie, pink shirt and jeans. Eldest child of Peter and Lois Griffin and older sister of Chris and Stewie Griffin. She is disliked/hated by a lot of people (peers, family, etc.) because she is perceived as ugly. Though she's cool with me because I was just like her when I was in high school.
Person 1: I hate Meg Griffin.
Person 2: What the hell did she ever do to you?
Person 1: .......touche.
Person 2: What the hell did she ever do to you?
Person 1: .......touche.
by daddyjenkins July 19, 2019
by Saitama 777 July 24, 2022
One of the characters from the television cartoon series Family Guy. The teenage girl of the Griffin family, she is the most annoying and aggrivating character in the whole show. All she does is whine and bitch about not being popular and always begging to be friends with the popular girls. She wants to be accepted by her peers, but doesn't dress-up or make herself likable and interesting to be around, along with having no social graces. She's annoying in every way with no personality, and will even belittle her family due to her severe insecurity. Not only is she unpopular in the series, but is most likely disliked by the majority of people from reality, as well. If I met her, I wouldn't want to be friends with her, either.
Season four, episode six - "Petarded"
Meg: I can’t believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!
Stewie: Oh yes Meg, yes yes. Yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes yes...THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not two years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that felix ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No no no...it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
Meg: I can’t believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!
Stewie: Oh yes Meg, yes yes. Yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes yes...THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not two years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that felix ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No no no...it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
by raspberry (lust) muffin July 20, 2005
The lead weight of Family Guy.
Wanting to be popular, but failing miserably. The epitome of unpopularity.
Wanting to be popular, but failing miserably. The epitome of unpopularity.
by Damon April 27, 2004
The UGLIEST thing in the world.
Makes me want to puke whenever I see her - and Im a straight girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She has gross lips, (that look like a beak - eeew) A fat flabby stomach, horrid hair and a weird top.
She is the eldest daughter of the griffins, on the TV show 'family guy.' She is horrifically ugly.
Makes me want to puke whenever I see her - and Im a straight girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She has gross lips, (that look like a beak - eeew) A fat flabby stomach, horrid hair and a weird top.
She is the eldest daughter of the griffins, on the TV show 'family guy.' She is horrifically ugly.
"Dyane, that girl looks like Meg Griffin - Gross"
-"Is she hot?"
-"Are you kidding, she was a real Meg Griffin!"
-"Gross!"
-"I know!"
-"Is she hot?"
-"Are you kidding, she was a real Meg Griffin!"
-"Gross!"
-"I know!"
by WOWAHWOOWAH October 27, 2009