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grandpa's cough medicine 

1) Old man booze, such as Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, or any such corn whiskey or spirits.
2) Jizz, cum, spooge, spunk, man-cream, love juice, ball beverage, nut nectar, well you get the picture
1) I got grounded for a month for sneaking in the basement and drinking grandpa's cough medicine.
2) My girl had the flu, so when she was blowing me, I came in her throat and gave her some of grandpa's cough medicine, and the next morning she was fine.
grandpa's cough medicine by MOUND October 31, 2004

hot doc's secret white root medicine 

spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.
"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers

Old Crow Medicine Show 

An American old-time string band. Their most famous song is Wagon Wheel. A truly awesome group.

Medicine show 

An elegant and almost perfect performance of bull-shittery, when telling a lie or selling an absolutely worthless product to a group of people, but acting and speaking in such a manner that even that the person(s) know its bullshit they will still buy the product.

Acting out in the most extreme way when seeing a doctor or health care professonal in order to get desired meds or more powerfull drugs. a common practice when doctor shopping, (puttin on a medicine show!)
I knew he was puttin on a medicine show when the guy at autozone sold me mud tires with snow chains and the 4x4 package after I told him I drive a scooter, and live in downtown L.A. but he made the deal sound so sweet I couldnt pass it up!

When bob got sent to the puzzle factoy he figured he'd make the best of a bad situation by throwing feces at the nursing staff. This medicine show would get him some good drugs for sure!!
Medicine show by cowboy55 December 25, 2011

medicine shits 

Diarrhea or extremely runny shit caused by taking ADHD medicine and then eating food right after
Man, I had an awful case of medicine shits this morning!
medicine shits by JayRutt May 14, 2017

medicine stick 

A great object that mistifies many and cures many ailments. The sole possesor of this object is Nicco The Great (an Ingersoll).
Look upon the great medicine stick and be amazed.
medicine stick by Nicco The Great January 7, 2010