May 13th 

National make out with Chiara day!

Person: its may 13th, chiara probably has so many bitches rn.
Chiara: 1,2,3,4 I can count all my whores.

May 13th by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 12, 2022

May 13th 

The national day of choking and making out with YOUR partner. THE BOTTOM HAS TO MAKE OUT WITH THE TOP FOR IT TO BE CONSIDERED CORRECT!

YES I CAN FINALLY CHOKE AND MAKE OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND TODAY! May 13th - A free pass to choke and make out with YOUR partner

May 13th by Addisons bitch May 12, 2022

May 13th 

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.

Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

May 13th by Chains9 May 12, 2022

may 13th 

may 13th is suck fanny day.

boy: what’s the day today
girl: it’s may 13th,national suck fanny day.
boy: oh okay

girl: what u waiting for come here and suck my fanny.

may 13th by queeeeerrrr69 May 13, 2022

May 13th 

National ass pic day. On May 13th you gotta send an ass pic if someone asks.

You: Send ass piv?
Them: no
You: but it’s may 13th
Them: *sends ass pic*

May 13th by Argargargass May 13, 2022

May 13th 

A day where everyone should cancel their plan for the day and have fun at Kxos & Unur's Bday Party!!

a: Hey! It's almost May 13th.
b: So?
a: Dumbass! We must go party cuz it's Unru & Khoso's Birthdayy.

May 13th by Kkkkkkylaaa May 6, 2023

May 13th 

Guys show their dicks

Sarah: RYAN YK WHAT DAY IT IS??? IT'S MAY 13TH!!

Ryan: Fine..

(The reason I made this cause guys on here are weird and horny for girls and so I guess its time for them to give back to us)

May 13th by Twice_official October 3, 2023