National Masturbation day 

A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th

"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"

"cool"

National Masturbation day by Glizzy_lizzy September 12, 2022

National masterbation day of Noah 

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7

Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.

National masterbation day of Noah by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021

Masturbationation 

A utopian society for those who like to play with their genitalia.

Mommy said, "if you don't get your hand out of your pants, we are shipping you off to Masturbationation," you can have plenty of fun playing pocket pinball there.

Masturbationation by Wu Banger April 22, 2017