Martim, is the type of dude that does not disappoint. He is a fucking sex god, but he is not just that. Martim is the definition of the dude that is chill, smart, and fun to be around. Everyone loves him and, he is generally the life of the party. He is caring, and will put others infront of him. He sometimes might seem dumb, but trust us, he is the smartest one in the room.
God I wish, I was Martim.
We need to invite Martim over, he is the best guy in town!
by TheDefinitionDudeNº1 November 21, 2021
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He has the biggest dick you ever seen. A great and handsome guy who is built different. Martim likes to go to the gym and has lot of women interested in him. He is considered the ultimate type of sigma male.
Someone: "What's yout name?"
Martim: " My name is Martim."
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Martim is the guy you knew you were lucky to find as soon as you met him. Selfless and considerate of others, he's a friend you know you can count on. True, he may be stubborn at times but hey, no-one's perfect. Thank god for all the Martims in the world.
You know Martim, right? He has such a big heart. He has other big stuff too, if you know what I mean...
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a retard that has a brain the size of a peanut
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This guy is the one who is always flirting with other guys and usually he drinks live a horse (ends the night badly)
"Stop that! We are dancing and you are flirting a man while you are drinking 3 vodka glasses at once! You are such a martim!"
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2 guys with big cock, that play r6. They are funny and have a lot of friends and whores. They are also truly FBI agents and they can work very well together. They are also white and European.

If you know this two, well you will get depression.
GOD, I saw Alex with Martim yesterday. I will get depression.

I saw the world best r6 players, Alex and Martim, they play it so good.
by Josh Marley December 17, 2021
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Martim is a boy crazy about hentai, he is addicted to everything that has hentai in the middle, Martim is the worst friend anyone could have
X: did you see that guy watching hentai?Y: It's probably Martim
by Mais inteligente que o Martim November 22, 2021
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