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Marc Andre Fleury

Goalie for the Pittsburgh Penguins.
One of the worst goaltenders to think he can make it in the NHL. Fleury doesn't realize how bad he actually is, because he is too stoned half the time, which makes it hard for him to block shots.
Marc Andre Fleury is a horrible goaltender, they should really put in Brent Johnson.
by Big A#1 April 11, 2011
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marc-andré

Marc-André est un gros caca
by Petitbeurre April 9, 2020
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Marc-Andre

A guy that girls fuck with when they want to be humbled.
My ego is so big, I should fuck a Marc-Andre to learn my lesson.
by Elizameth888 March 22, 2021
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Mariandree

A Mariandree (or Mari for short) is the absolute epitome of perfection, beauty, and all around awesomeness and badassery. Maris are normally under 5 feet in height and have beautiful smiles and laughs. Although very aggressive when agitated, Maris make the world a better place (and look really cute when they're mad).

Fact: If a Mari senses danger, they become enraged and, out of primordial instinct, will give you the silent treatment from 1 week- 1 year

Fact: Diet consists of fresh hearts, torn from the chest of unsuspecting men

Overall, Maris are incredibly intelligent, adaptive, beautiful creatures that help make up the silver lining of the dark storm cloud that is modern day society.
Mariandree(s) are beautiful, highly intelligent creatures that feed on the hearts of unsuspecting men.
by Albusdumbledore March 30, 2015
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