“Manuit” is a medical word used within the dentist sector.
It’s someone whom collects black teeth in a jar and store it in the basement of their parents home which they still live in.
“Where do manuit find these incredible teeth?” you may ask, well manuit is a brave and strong man so he goes to the streets where he’s very well known and rips out the teeth of his fellow homeless friends.
Manuit’s are usually around the age of 34 If not older.
Mind you, manuit’s May look all rainbows and sunshine on the outside, but trust me their everlasting pain haunts them on the inside.
Explains why they’re so fat and suicidal.
Be kind to manuit’s cause you never know if your next word might be the reason they slit their wrist.
It’s someone whom collects black teeth in a jar and store it in the basement of their parents home which they still live in.
“Where do manuit find these incredible teeth?” you may ask, well manuit is a brave and strong man so he goes to the streets where he’s very well known and rips out the teeth of his fellow homeless friends.
Manuit’s are usually around the age of 34 If not older.
Mind you, manuit’s May look all rainbows and sunshine on the outside, but trust me their everlasting pain haunts them on the inside.
Explains why they’re so fat and suicidal.
Be kind to manuit’s cause you never know if your next word might be the reason they slit their wrist.
by Manuit March 27, 2021
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He’s very chill and down to earth, he has strong empathy for others and is great at advice but doesn’t follow them when he’s the one in need.
He procrastinates a lot, including things he wants to do.
has an overall wholesome aura.
He’s very chill and down to earth, he has strong empathy for others and is great at advice but doesn’t follow them when he’s the one in need.
He procrastinates a lot, including things he wants to do.
has an overall wholesome aura.
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WHEN A GUY WITH A DEATH WISH MANGLES HIS WIFE'S ORANGUTAN GUNT WITH BBQ TONGS
HOLY WOW, THAT GUNT MANGLING IS SOME SHITY WORK
HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?
HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?
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There were some kids around our street the other day, causing all sorts of trouble. I thought I would Manilize them by blasting out some "Mandy" and it worked. They left without taking.
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n. a type of narcissistic luddite
n. a type of narcissistic luddite
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Get the manlier mug.The funniest/manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time.
To quote the author, Maddox (creator of "The Best Page in the Universe... www.maddox.xmission.com), here's an exerpt and commentary from/about his book:
"This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off — permanently.
Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:
* People getting drop-kicked in the face
* Phallic aggression
* Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive
* Garish disregard for the well-being of children
* Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures
* Intimidating rhetoric
* Obscure penile references
* The triumph of flannel over good taste"
- Maddox
To quote the author, Maddox (creator of "The Best Page in the Universe... www.maddox.xmission.com), here's an exerpt and commentary from/about his book:
"This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off — permanently.
Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:
* People getting drop-kicked in the face
* Phallic aggression
* Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive
* Garish disregard for the well-being of children
* Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures
* Intimidating rhetoric
* Obscure penile references
* The triumph of flannel over good taste"
- Maddox
Chapter "R" for Restroom Etiquette from The Alphabet of Manliness states:
"RULE 1: Don't Gawk At the Cock
If you look at a man's penis at a urinal, the packets of light known as photons are bouncing off his dick and are being directly absorbed into your eyes. You wouldn't drip visine into your eyes that has dripped off another man's balls would you??"
"RULE 1: Don't Gawk At the Cock
If you look at a man's penis at a urinal, the packets of light known as photons are bouncing off his dick and are being directly absorbed into your eyes. You wouldn't drip visine into your eyes that has dripped off another man's balls would you??"
by LoganP June 26, 2006
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