Mandruff

Semen left in hair which has since dried and is flaking like dandruff

I need to pick up some head and shoulders for my mandruff!

by stevey-cakes August 8, 2015

Mandruff

When you blast a bead of Elmer all over your girls hair just before you go out. She thinks she rinsed it all out of her hair, but you notice at the dinner table that she left some, and it is drying up, flaking off and landing on her blouse & Lobster Bisque.

I like to drink beer, and bang broads. Life in the fast lane baby.

by Big Nation April 11, 2003

mandruff

similar to dandruff, it is dry flakes falling from a man's balls.

Petey tried to use Head & Shoulders on his nuts, but he still had mandruff accumulating in his tighty whiteys.

by Bobby Hopkins April 19, 2006

Mandruleanu

(n) Romanian for lying bitch

Ann Coulter is a mandruleanu.

by written March 21, 2009

Mandruff

Dried semen in hair that looks just like dandruff. But isn't.

Is that mandruff in your hair or were you just really excited about your eggs n' grits?

Hey, you might not want to ask her out. She's got bad mandruff. On second thought, maybe you should.

by MaxRocket April 9, 2016

mandruff

men's dandruff - dandruff found on men's scalp and beard.

you should consult a dermatologist if you are suffering from mandruff

by canthisflynn February 16, 2021

Mandragon

A bitch-ass beaner that kicks us out of McDonald's all the time for no logical reason.

*The first one of us walks through the door*
Mandragon: "You guys have to get out or I'm calling the police"
Us: "WTF!!!???"

by tbejabab2117 April 21, 2011