man points

Wearing tough, manly, "southside" clothing.

Chris wore his pink collar up, which relieved him of any man points in our eyes.

by tommybabe February 6, 2008

Man Points

Seriously guy, the social credit score I have completed fabricated within the confines of my retarded midget mind is REAL! It's REAL guys!

A midget who looks like a fairy "I got a man points!"

Hym 🤦 ♂️ *sigh* "Uh, yup. You sure do bud... You got all the... You got all the man points. That is a totally real thing."

by Hym Iam January 18, 2025

Man Pointz

Man Pointz is the term for receiving pointz for completing tasks that are definitively manly.

Man Pointz values vary based on the complexity, impressiveness, riskiness, boldness or ridiculousness of the task. Eating a 3 lb hamburger will award less pointz than climbing Mt. Everest. It is possible to receive negative Man Pointz from friends for distinctly unmanly tasks (e.g., make out with a 300 lb woman, drink a Cosmopolitan)

- "Dude, you get 5 Man Pointz for getting the number of both of those girls at the same time"
- "You deserve at least 10 Man Pointz for killing half a bottle of tequila last night"
- "You lost serious Man Pointz for hooking up with your best friend's girlfriend last night when you were drunk".

by The First BSD April 21, 2010

The Man Point

Noun: A theoretical point derived from men that is arbitrarily used by other men to delineate a man's approximate masculinity. It is awarded (or reprimanded) by characteristically manly actions or disregard of formality.

Man: <Opens fridge; drinks from carton>
Roommate: "Nice. Man point."

Achievement Unlocked: "The Man Point"

by Man-Kyle August 26, 2013

The Man-Point System

The Man-Point System is a sacred process of masculine prowess. When one does a noble deed or something manly, one receives a man point. When one accumulates 18 man points, one is oficially a man, and the maximum amount of man-points is 36, which is when you reach the manliness of a lumberjack. There are certain exceptions to the system in which certain individuals receive more than 36 man points. These are the manliest of men, in fact they are MAN GODS. You can also get negative man points for doing stupid dumb shit or being a bitch or being a creepy punk.

"Jay has negative forty man points. He is a creepy bitch."

"Man, you gotta love The Man-Point System."

by Joe Mingus December 4, 2006

man point

A man point is what guys give each other, if they've done something manly. Like he scores a number or gets some. Sometimes said like 1up (in mario). Each guy starts with 200 man points, and to give a man point to someone else, you loose one of your own. You automatically gain 100 man points each time you have sex with a different girl.

bob: Yeah I saw a nipple!
dan: Man point +1

by Matt Gill February 22, 2008

Man Point System

The way men can be measured with how well they do with women and sexual favors. Every man starts with 200 points. deduction amounts are determined by other men.

The Man Point System is as follows:

Quick Kiss: +1
Make out: +5
Feel up: +15
Hand job/finger: +25
Blow Job/ Eat out: +50
Sex: +100 (each different girl)
+ 75 (each time with same girl)

other acts are your choice as long as you have approval by other men

by chcrampage41 July 28, 2010