Go make me a sandwich 

A saying used when one person completely dominates another person in a game, contest, sport, etc. Implies that the winner has complete possession of the broken competitor, thus placing the loser in a condition of servitude in the form of the construction and delivery of a sandwich.

We're not playing again-I just beat you 50 times in a row! I think it's time for you to go make me a sandwich.

Go make me a sandwich by Dub P August 26, 2005

Sudo make me a sandwich 

The ultimate way to get that sandwich you want when you can't leave your computer because someone is wrong on the internet!

-Make me a sandwich.
-What? Make it yourself!
-Sudo make me a sandwich.
-Okay.

Sudo make me a sandwich by Kayla Conspiracy January 30, 2009

cool story bro, now make me a sandwich 

showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.

emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

cool story bro, now make me a sandwich by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich 

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.

Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich by thefajita October 25, 2015

go make me a sandwich 

A phrase commonly said to a bitch by her master when he (or she) is hungry.

Master: yo ho, go making me a motherfucking sandwich!

go make me a sandwich by White Sox Rule June 4, 2004

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich 

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012

Go make me a sandwich 

Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.

Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-

Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!

Whining whore: Yes master!

Go make me a sandwich by 0$@m@ July 20, 2011