Matias

A very good friend who will always be there.

He will have a lot if troubles so you must be there to help him and let him vent to you.
He is also a very good partner to have. He will always be sweet to you and never fail to make you laugh.
Loves to tease you about your fears and insecurities, but he will never mean it in a mean way.
Contains 90% dirty jokes.

Person 1: Hey, that guy is very funny even though he kept teasing me about being short.

Person 2: Yep, that's a Matias.

by Falconyze July 29, 2018

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James Madison

America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.

Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.

by Mark,MyWords November 6, 2016

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In Medias Res

Latin word for "in the midst of things"

you can use it to sound smart as a mf.

You: *beating your meat *
Bro: *comes into your room*
You: "Damn bro you got me In Medias Res!!"

by Joseeoffthaperc January 13, 2020

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Madison

The name of a young girl usually in her pre-teens or teens; She has blonde hair with blue eyes or dark brown hair with hazel eyes. Her personality exceeds her. She is highly funny and loves to hang out with her friends at all times. She may seem shy at first but very outgoing and sweet. You can always tell her everything, because she won't back stab you. A Madison is usually artistic in any fashion, whether it be art or music. They are truly athletic and love to eat food ( Sometimes sweets but usually good healthy foods). They like to think that they are ugly, but many others tell her otherwise, and they usually don't like it when people tell them they are beautiful but they truly are. They are very trustworthy and loyal to her friends, family, and boyfriends. Dudes if you have a Madison as a girlfriend never let her go, because she will always be with you to the end and always make you smile. Overall, Madisons are, sweet, beautiful, smart, caring, little bit shy and outgoing. She will never leave anyone's side. They are good friends to have or even girlfriends!

"Madisons....They are amazing!"

Boy #1 "Dude I got a girlfriends named Madison!"
Boy #2 "Man I envy you never let her go!"

"Geez Madison, you are very artistic and great at music!"

"Madison I love your eyes, they like sparkle!"

by SnowyK1234 October 30, 2012

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Madison

Madisons are very nice people, some may be depressed. Most Madisons are shy and don't like people very much, but usually have about 2 close friends. They think they are not beautiful, but they are! Madisons are very artistic and love to joke around with their friends. They also love hoodies... who doesn't love hoodies?! They are loyal and will love you forever. They are also afriad of being forever alone. I'm a Madison by the way. ;) Hi other me's!

Friend 1#: Madison is always there for me and puts us before her.

Friend 2#: I agree, but some people take advantage of her.
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Boy 1#: Madison is single.. Not sure why.

Boy 2#: Because she is antisocial!

Boy 1#: Ow yeah lol..

Me aka Madison..: I am forever alone lol ;-; Have a great day other me's!

by APersonCalledMadison November 29, 2017

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