M.O.B.

Money over Bitches

When I was 17 I broke up with a girl and my feelings were hurt pretty bad. I made a pact with myself when I was 17 I am going to be M.O.B. for life. I'm 31 now and haven't changed a thing. To many people cheat these days anyways I see all the time. Fuck Bitches Love the Cash. We puttin' cash over ass each and everyday.

by A Westside Whiteboy May 13, 2011

M.O.B.

this means {M}ember {O}f {B}loods
as in the blood gang

5* stunna
young blood
krab killa
cuz we hate dem
krabs
M.O.B. the true born gangstas

by toby mealor June 16, 2008

M.O.B.

ok so this originally meant "member of bloods" but has been corrupted into some sort of masochistic and souless attempt to buy happiness for lack of love. Anyone who thinks material wealth is so much better than the love of a woman probably lacks both.

I don't know anything about girls, but I have like 7 dollars. I'm soo "m.o.b."!

by ababcdcdefefgg December 26, 2011

M.O.B.

Money Over Bitches

I decided to go 100% M.O.B. when I was 17. Got emotional with a break-up. Done with bitches. I am 31 now. 14 years M.O.B. was the best move I ever made. Scanless ass hoes cheating on their lover. Bitches 8 years married with 3 kids cheating on the poor lover with my homie. All I see is cheating. Fuck a bitch. I'm M.O.B. 4 LIFE homie. A Westside whiteboy for life.

by A Westside whiteboy May 2, 2011

M.O.B.

Acronym:

-Money over bitches

-Masturbation over bitches

-Men over bitches

-Macking on bitches

-Master of beavers

M.O.B. bitches.

by CASH4pussy April 2, 2010

m.o.b.

Miserable. Old. Bitch.

M.O.B. Is an older woman who noses around in other peoples business , looks like a troglodyte, and has the personality of a sharp rock.

by traggic April 20, 2018

M.O.B.

M.O.B is an acronym meaning Master of Blunts. One who is especially skilled in rolling blunts To be more specific an interchangeable letter can be added prior to this acronym for the first initial of whomever is claiming the title.

Note: This is not to be confused with Master of Bears or Money over bitches!!!

Amanda:I suck at rolling this joint

Keith: Want some help, I am the M.O.B.!

Amanda: So you're the infamous K-M.O.B.

by Manddabear February 4, 2010