Dave: My boss goes away a lot and he asks me to mind his apartment.Last week his secretary came over not expecting to see me and was found out.I banged her in the boss's
bed and made a date for next time he's out of town
Bob: Man!!! How did you get a lurk like that?
Stella: Maxine sucked up to the boss so she could take the company
truck home just so she can drive around all weekend for free delivering pizzas.The
tanks empty when she comes back on Monday morning.
Thelma: What a lurk merchant.