packed lunch

to take one's girlfriend on holiday to avoid all the fucking about and loss of drinking time that goes with finding a suitable mate upon arriving at one's destination.

"i went to ibiza last year and wasted the first day and a half sorting myself out with a tart.i'm going to agya napa this year,and this time i'm taking a packed lunch".

by apex dave January 19, 2011

Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 2, 2006

Packing lunch

To start putting on a weight usually a gut.

One might also refer to someone's gut or give said individual the nickname lunch man

person A: Joe has always been thin.
Person B: Not recently, now he is packing lunch.

by BobVance April 11, 2008

Hulk's packed lunch

A badly beaten pussy

Man I hit that shit so hard, it looks like the hulk's packed lunch

by Skeet boy February 7, 2023

lunch pack

A scrotum

Unbeknownst to Tom, his lunch pack was hanging out of a hole in his pants

by Fadat2017 April 19, 2018

Given a packed lunch

To be given a packed lunch and put on a special needs bus

That guy is needing to be given a packed lunch and put on the happy bus that has stickers saying please refrain from licking the windows!

by GGG.A.L May 20, 2024