Lissed

To "liss" something means to steal it, and resell it at the most profitable price. Usually the stolen object is a cell phone, ipod or just cash. Once an object is lissed it will never be seen again.

Bro i think Scott lissed my phone, let's go kick his ass!

by loathingrocker December 8, 2010

Liss

A bad thick bitch

Yo she’s liss

by Thatgirlbaba June 11, 2020

Lissing

What lissing actually is is a cross between intimate kissing and licking

You go in for a loving smooch but, in the final second, turn the move into a lick hence 'lissing' !

by phoney guy September 20, 2011

Liss

The act of being infatuated with limp dicks, often associated in gang bangs. This is the result of hard, erect dicks no longer able to satisfy their now blown-out orifices from previous gang bangs. Someone can be a Liss, or be Lissing. Both noun and verb is accepted.

Did you see that Liss? That limp dick loving Liss was Lissing after dem-boys

by MoFcknBreeeeeny July 13, 2017

Liss

Not wanting to do anything

Hey guys, I'm not liss for going out this weekend

by ImJustJK November 26, 2019

Lissing

Laughing so hard you piss yourself. Laugh + piss = Lissing.

The new comedian at the Comedy Club had me lissing all night long!

by pking August 20, 2009

rob liss

a fatty douche, who sucks on poop, and macks on large, european ladies, possibly dudes.

"Ew, that guy over there, the one getting whipped cream licked off of his face by that huge whale, is a rob liss."

by whalecrotch October 17, 2008