chocolate ass lips

the stain that appears when you havnt had a wash for a good while and sit on the bed and hey presto the chocolate ass lips appear on the sheets!
wife: whats this chocolate on the bed!
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed!
wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SHIT

reply: ohh thats just my chocolate ass lips!

(just blame the kids)
by chocolate ass lip man November 23, 2010
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crusty ass lips

lips that need to have their own skin care because they’re as ashy as ur mom and flake like mozzarella
I use her crusty ass lips as cheese whenever I forget to buy some more mozzarella for my spaghetti
by daddypig January 04, 2022
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Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.
"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."
by Yeag3300 March 19, 2024
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