light bulb

hello \ good bye

lightbulb frank.

by leasha January 16, 2004

light bulbed

sex position that involves the penitration of the asshole with a lightbulb during the sexual intercourse with a gaggle of silverback apes

jonnie onufrak set the record for getting light bulbed in one hour. 903458403853853080945times(wow)

by Jonnie Onufrak June 18, 2008

Light bulb

A device used to blind someone till they go insane and claw their eyes out

Drew: Have you ever used a light bulb?

Sam: Yes, but where are you?

by MarshMellew March 5, 2021

Light Bulbing

It is universally accepted truism that being a "Light Bulb" is the Asian equivalent of being a Third Wheel.

Light Bulbing is the verb form.

Mana: "This Korean BBQ is delicious!"

Danielle: "I know! I'm so glad we came here. We come here so often we're practically a married couple...oh, I forgot David was here. You're not part of our married couple, sorry!"
David: *busy light bulbing away*

by UniversallyAccepted! February 7, 2012

Light Bulb

When a guy says he has an idea and his penis spits out on her face

My boyfriend had a light bulb go off yesterday

by Artillery Strikers January 8, 2009

Light bulb head

A somalian woman. The protruding forehead and teeth and the lump of hair at the back which is hidden under the usual somalian costume gives the head an appearance from the side which is similar to the shape of a light bulb.

Those light bulb heads are queueing at the benefits office at 8am every Tuesday and it doesn't open until 9.

by arsenalchris March 29, 2008

Light Bulb HJ

When a girl attempts to give a guy a hand job, and she plays with his dick like she is screwing in a light bulb.

Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.

Man, that Jewish girl named Steph gave me a Light Bulb HJ last night. It was terrible!

by Luke R. April 10, 2008