To argue in favour of an opinion in a ridiculous manor to the point where the opposition can’t even argue back because your argument was so retarded. This also includes use of logical loopholes.
David-“Thomas used Sharp’s Lexicon the other day when arguing if you could float on water covered in oil.”
Sam-“What a retard”
Sam-“What a retard”
by Akiren November 24, 2020
A website/fansite for Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight Series'. The website gives information on all aspects of the series, from discussions of each individual chapter to interviewing the cast for the upcoming movie based on the series.
by Heather Hoover April 15, 2008
by The Bass Lebowski February 19, 2017
The Urban Lexicon is a subsection of vocabulary, words and expressions within the English language that are reserved solely for elite members of society.
Those well versed in the Urban Lexicon are familiar with the most obscure and absurd ideas and thoughts imaginable since these absurdities can only be expressed through the superior means the Urban Lexicon provides compared to the regular lexicon the common folk possess. Proficiency in the Urban Lexicon is considered the epitome of high culture.
Those well versed in the Urban Lexicon are familiar with the most obscure and absurd ideas and thoughts imaginable since these absurdities can only be expressed through the superior means the Urban Lexicon provides compared to the regular lexicon the common folk possess. Proficiency in the Urban Lexicon is considered the epitome of high culture.
Immigration Officer: If you want to give your children the best opportunity to excel in our society then I suggest you read them at least ten entries from Urban Dictionary every night to bolster their Urban Lexicon.
Immigrant: I shall heed your advice since I wish for my children to become fully assimilated into your culture. I will abandon my own language and fully devote myself to the teaching of the Urban Lexicon to my children. Thank you for your kindness.
Immigrant: I shall heed your advice since I wish for my children to become fully assimilated into your culture. I will abandon my own language and fully devote myself to the teaching of the Urban Lexicon to my children. Thank you for your kindness.
by Jamis89 March 05, 2011
A dictionary of terms, phrases, and conventions people use in tweets, posts, texts, and limited-character media platforms.
My mom needs the Lexicon of Constrained Characters. She keeps putting periods at the ends of her tweets. I cannot stand her shouting!
by Makarios_ August 02, 2022
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"
by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM November 06, 2012