Staten Island Lawnmower

when a girl jerks you off and pulls so hard on your dick that it looks like she's trying to start a lawn mower

Suzie gave good head but when she went to jack me off, she gave me the ole Staten Island Lawnmower

by snoogans213 February 27, 2011

sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower

An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.

"Sweet baby Jesus on a lawnmower, it's Ahmed and the crazy mofo has a gun!"

by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015

The Sharp Lawnmower

When You Have A Freshly Shaved Beard, And Aggressively Rub It Back And Forth On A Woman's Asshole Effectively Making The Motion Of Mowing One Patch Of Grass. Points Are Only Awarded If The Recipient Feels Sharp Pains On Her Asshole. Beard Must Be The Perfect Length To Achieve This.

Jim - "Turn Over Bitch Im Giving You The Sharp Lawnmower!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"

by Ricky1986 August 15, 2009

Stinky Lawnmower

The act of vigorously pulling out a large strand of anal beads from anothers butt hole. Similar to the quick jerking motion used to pull start a Lawnmower.

Nothing says "I'm revved up and ready for anal" better than starting the night off with a few pulls of The Stinky Lawnmower.

by Dr. Von Twatstein February 11, 2013

smurf lawnmower

When someone takes a electric trimmer and uses it to shave a strip through another person's hair. E.g., what the Grinch does to the mayor with the electric trimmer.

Katy made me so mad today, I'm going to Smurf lawnmower her in her sleep.

by deadviserion December 2, 2017

Starting The Lawnmower

When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.

Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.

Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.

by Dalexley April 2, 2021

Stop talking about lawnmower man

An expression used for telling someone to shut up when they've been talking for way too long about something nobody cares about, especially when the subject matter is an obscure/poor quality piece of media or pseudocelebrity.

The quote itself originates from the youtube channel "Funhaus", when Bruce Greene interrupts the others as they're having a conversation about the movie "Lawnmower Man".

Lawrence: "The Lawnmower Man director, you could tell he was really building up to it cause he teased-"
Bruce: "Stop talking about. Lawnmower. Man."

(At a party)
Guy 1: If you're gonna watch Waterworld, you'd better watch the Ulysses Cut or else you'll be missing out on a lot of scenes that help explain more about the world. It also helps you get a deeper understanding of the Smokers' religious beliefs and their ability to refine-
Guy 2: Hey man, you better stop talking about lawnmower man, you're scaring the hoes away.

by Pierce Brosnan's Nipples October 15, 2023