Larrissa Wolton

Born to Tina Turner and Flava Flav, Larrissa Wolton is the highly-revered, no-nonsense, eye-patched Queen of the babeslices. Known for her jet blonde hair, wicked ways and a stare that would make Pierce Brosnan blush, she is a fucking terrifying individual. She maintains her strength by drinking a standard 50/50 mixture of unicorn tears and childrens blood. This, along with a strenuous regime of fighting and napping, keeps her in tip-top shape, just in case anyone says anything about her tits.

Knowing no bounds is her only boundary.

Builder: "Nice tits"

Larrissa Wolton (aka Blabe-splice): "I only know two things; taking names and kicking ass. And I forgot my pencil. Come at me bro."

by Pete845 October 13, 2011

Larrise

Awesome, Great, Someone you could hang out with .

Very Social, Knowledgeable , Cute, and/or Pretty .

-Woah , Is that the famous "Larrise" ?

-Yeah , Shes pretty Hot .

by greenfire911 August 25, 2011

dirty larrissa

Someone who will go out of her way to send you a selfie of her dropping a deuce.

Man, I was chatting with this babe of a dating app and she dirty larrissaed me. I don’t know if I’m disgusted or turned on. I’m a bit ashamed of myself now

by Glenstinderemail March 16, 2020

Larrish

A contagious disease first found in Larry. Symptoms include the following: repetition of the word "gay" ; speaking loudly in public places (a.k.a - Chili's); constant mocking of others.

you've caught the LARRISH!

by Gins5748 January 11, 2008

Larrissa cancerdia

A lil bitch who nobody fw she is gay and sucks dick she a whore too and she also thinks she shit for stealing a small dick man I hope she gets jumped, she's a fake ass hoe big stomach no titties 88 nipples and resembles a constipated jojo siwa sksksks

Girls- "we it's a rat"
Josh- "that's larrissa cancerdia"
Girls-" same thing, lmao"

by Jwequeenduh September 18, 2019

Larryism

Conflating somewhat related terms in one's speech.
Like confusing Henry and William James.

A Larryism is be found in the sentence: "They didn't know when Kennedy was shot that Orwell would be killed two days later."

by ChipSlap September 21, 2005

larrissia

Someone who is trapped in a small town and needs to get out because there is so much more waiting out there. who watches way to many scary novies, and wants to be a movie director someday. a person who is fun and outgoing, and will let any guy with good hair know exactly how fine he is.

person uno: "hey she seems cool"
Person doce: "well duh, thats larrissia"
Person Uno: "her pants are really bright."

by t-rex4 April 7, 2010