langing

to lang; the act of stretching out your weenie (similar to jelqing) by crushing it with a heavy object, preferably with friends or accompanied by bad bitches.

example: “yo wanna go langing and have a jerk circle in the bathroom”

by gangemi February 23, 2024

Langing gear

The same as 'Landing gear' but said with a stuffed nose

The plane crashed due to langing gear failure *sniff*

by the struggling student January 29, 2025