Landmaster

Landmaster (n): An object used to represent an unexpected and disappointing turn of events. Originated from Super Smash Bros. Brawl, where three different characters have the same final smash.

What do you think youre going to get for Christmas?

I dunno, but with my luck, its probably just gonna be a landmaster.

by dwdrummer01 January 31, 2008

Lanchester

a small town in County Durham that has many elderly residents and kind hearted folk , it contains on school and a college where all the kids who go there are convinced there hard as nails because they really are

Dude I’m really scared I have to drive through Lanchester tomorrow, I hope the school ain’t on

by EwanO’Neil January 29, 2019

Casper the Landmaster

Noun. Someone who is a hybrid of Frank the Tank and a video game nerd.

'Cspr da Ldmstr'

Reporter: There seems to be a fat guy with 2 beers, yelling at people about StarFox and the Legend of Zelda.

Some Guy: Hey look! Casper the Landmaster is on TV!

by JKell March 30, 2010

LANDMASTER

to protect and serve a certain proximity of space or territory. no such thing as a LANDMASTER. or is it?*gasp* Not cliche enough for ya.... wellz ask yur infested sister for sum dick licking skills

David Sakurai > so called landmaster "word creater" is the perfect example of a fucking gaylord taking it through the back door 40 times a week from his boppyhead fans

by SGT.PLOW February 1, 2008

Landvatter

1. Cooking on a beach and getting smashed by a
title wave of jellyfish

2. a STRANGE child

3. one who is strange

4. the anti-buddha

That one guy in World cultures is such a LANDVATTER

by SCARYCREEPYGUY April 23, 2009

Lanchester

Lanchester is quite possibly the most boring and mundane place you could visit, some would say they would rather be in Guantanamo bay than visit Lanchester. The only place to go for the smallest bit of enjoyment is the water treatment plant down the line but sadly its fenced off and they dont let you operate the heavy machinery,

Person 1: What happened to that guy who was meant to be sent to death row?
Person 2: I dont know man i think they sent him to Lanchester instead, it is more mentally degrading being there.

by Gnome6969 June 25, 2021

fockin lannesters

a slur directed at people who behave similarly to the lannisters from game of thrones mostly in reference to the incestous relationship between cersei and jaime usually with the adition of a fake irish accent

tim: so your wife cheated on you?

nick: yeah with her brother
matt: yikes that's fucked up man
bryce: this is why you don't trust fockin lannesters they're always fockin shagging they:re siblins

by shaw miserix April 29, 2021