Land Mine

similar to a granade(fat/ugly chick), a land mine is a thin ugly chick. Jersey shore

dude you totally slept with a land mine last night.

by 2895kal July 30, 2010

Land Mine

A thin ugly chick.

Ronnie was hooking up with grenades, fat ugly chicks, and land mines, thin ugly chicks and lovin life.

by ronniejerseyshorewow July 30, 2010

Land Mine

For some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no fucking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. Another reason why Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid fucking trendster.

>Hey, look at that Land Mine over there

>>You mean that grenade?

>Nah, she's too skinny to be a grenade

>>wtf? but...land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?

>the fuck should I know? I just saw it on jersey shore...

>>Oh, that explains everything...btw you're a fucking retard

by fuckjerseyshore August 5, 2010

land mines

another name for dog shit.

Bill's stupid dog left land mines all over my backyard.

by Tommy Boy March 12, 2005

Land mine

The act of leaving a cup that is filled with both beer urine on a bar or in an area at a bar where an unsuspecting (and theiving) drunk will assume that the "bait" is an unattended and free beer.

Jim drank half his beer, urinated in the rest, left the land mine on the bar, and waited for someone to take the bait.

by metfan630 February 23, 2009

Vietnamese Land Mine

Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".

Kaito passed out first at the party, so we gave her a Vietnamese land mine.

by King Swaggercock October 24, 2008

$150 land mine

A new tennis shoe, 50% of which are Nike. They are like landmines because if someone steps on them, a perfectly rational black man is going to explode.

See the boondocks.

Tennis shoes are like $150 land mine, step one one and someone bout to explode!

by Jake McLeod September 27, 2006