lazytarian

An omnivore who prefers veggies but will eat meat if it's too hard to find a vegetarian dish.

Rob: Hey man I'm starving but this taco truck only has meat dishes? Aren't you a vegetarian?

Joe: Nope, thankfully I'm a lazytarian. I'll have 3 tacos al pastor!

by Whiskey McGee November 16, 2009

Landetarian

A person who refrains from eating animals from the sea, or animals who fly such as birds. This can also be seen as a person who only eat animals that live solely on the land.

Yes, I have a dietary restriction, I am a landetarian.

by Ni13aCC July 28, 2016

Lambitarian

A variant of the vegetarian clan, however they still eat the other common meats, but refuse to eat lamb. Two main reasons to be a lambitarian are, one, that the meat is tooexpensive, and usually poor quality (ie fatty). Two they object to the killing of innocent sheep.

Sheep shouldn't be killed they're much cuter than other meat producing animals (like cows and pigs), and they're even cuter when they've not been sheered.

'Would you like roast lamb for Sunday's roast Jimmy?'

'No thanks mum, I'm a lambitarian'

'What's that Jimmy?'

'I don't eat lamb, I don't believe in the killing of cute fluffy sheep!

by Dr BeefyPig August 10, 2012

Landtarian

A diet excluding anything that comes out of the water like fish and shellfish. The only meat that is consumed is land animals and birds.

I am a landtarian so I do not eat anything out of lakes, rivers and oceans. I only eat animals that live on land and birds because they are dumb.

by TomCB January 2, 2013

legetarian

A being who indulges only in the art of being a total and utter legend. They leave being uncool at home. Often seen doing legendary things, and ledging it up.

Shouldn't be mistaken for a vegetarian.

N.B. Its near impossible for someone to be both a legetarian and a vegetarian at the same time.

Mike: "Aww mate, big Dave's coming out tonight!"

John: "Big Dave?! He's a total legetarian!"

Mike: "Nah man I saw him eating a burger the other week"

John: "...go home Mike..."

by C.I. August 3, 2009

lamarian

A person who crams something shit covered down someones throat cause the person to vomit.

That gonzo porn star is a lamarian.

by duewhadidiy February 13, 2012

lardetarian

An ignorant fatty who considers herself to be a vegetarian even though she consumes vast quantities of beef tallow, chicken stock, gelatin and other nasty animal products.

Trish thinks she's superior because she doesn't eat meat, but she's just a lardetarian.

by AJ December 18, 2003