klick

Klick is a common military term meaning kilometer when referring to distance. Its use became popular among US soldiers in Vietnam during the 1960s, although veterans of the war recall its usage as early as the 1950s. The term is of unknown origin. It is likely to be an example of condensed pronunciation or contraction of the term kilometer, although other theories exist.

We're about 2 klicks south of your position.

by emorog October 16, 2008

forrest kline

Forrest Kline is the lead singer in an amazing band called Hellogoodbye. He likes to wear short shorts and long socks, from what I've seen. He's from Huntington Beach, California and has an adorable dog named Gordie and a gorgeous girlfriend named Chelsea. Forrest and the rest of Hellogoodbye - Jesse, Marcus and Chris- are amaaaaazingggg!

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun?!" "A roman (roaming) catholic!" -Forrest Kline @ a show.

by Hoajdhjfgjsssssk July 18, 2006

Klien

He is a dependable friend who is always there when you need a comfort. He is always hiding his problems and pain with his smile. You can call him a jerk but he is loyal to you. He is a happy person. He can forgive you even though it's your fault.

Klien is joyful today!

by anonymous June 7, 2021

The Klimek

The act of driving an excessive amount of time to meet someone (preferably through the internet) to only find out their original description is not physically accurate and still engaging in intercourse.

Steven: I can't believe Frank drove 5 hours to meet that chick and she ended up being 300lb.

Nick: Damn, what did he do?

Steven: I fucked her and came back.

Nick: Ahh, pulled The Klimek. . .

by Dr.Smushmortion November 14, 2011

forrest kline

the lead singer of the powerpop band Hellogoodbye. He's the only dude i know of that can get away with wearing hot shorts, and he has nice legs =

Dear Jaime, Sincerly Forrest Kline.

by Nicolex3 January 23, 2006

Kline

Adj. A fancier version of the word "Cunt". A particularly unpleasant or unscrupulous individual.

Ed-"Dude did you hear that Cheryl just got promoted to manager?"
Ryan- "Fuckkkk man, she's a total kline. I'm putting in my two weeks notice"

by Guardian of Zest April 1, 2019

Kline and Dash

To intentionally, or through negligence, break a piece of functionality, immediately before going on vacation.

Brad: "Why doesn't the ordering service work today? It worked fine yesterday!"

Jerehmiah "Kris Kline is on vacation today. Looks like we have a Kline and Dash"

by HomageToHuman December 15, 2010