Kirkwood

This is the guy that they named those boring towns after. He used his epic guitar powers to destroy a large portion of the midwest, and Kirkwood Missouri et al. were subsequently named such because the wasteland landscape resembled the nuclear shred guitar fallout that was wrought in his path. he also invented the question mark and thwarted the AIDs virus.
Who would? Kirkwood!
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kirkwood tickler

A sick and twisted individual residing in the area surrounding Boston College who is known to break into students' houses (most frequently on Kirkwood Rd in Brighton) and diddle them while jerking off
Student 1: "Bendo almost got tickled by some guy that broke into our house the other day!"
Student 2: "OMG, the cops need to do something about the Kirkwood Tickler!"
by bigdayforbigbuddy April 05, 2016
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lee kirkwood

A “Lee Kirkwood” or a “Kirky” is a slim shady type creature that will fuck bitches up. Run n hide if u see him comin
God damn that boy is such a Lee Kirkwood
by Harharharjar April 23, 2018
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matt kirkwood

An absoulute animal in the sheets and has the body of a tank mixed with a wooly mammoth. Loves by his friends and by every girl.
by Matt Kirkwood February 13, 2018
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Kirkwood High School

High school in the suburban town of Kirkwood, MO. Known for, among other things, the Turkey Day Game, a football rivalry between Kirkwood and Webster Groves high schools (its been going on for 100+ years now).

This school is full of rich white kids who have nothing better to do in suburbia besides smoke weed....which they think makes them cool or badass or whatever. But theyre still pricks. KHS gained the nickname "Kirk-weed" due to all the potheads.
Person 1: "Yeah, i went to Kirkwood High School.."
Person 2: "Haha! Lame! Did you sit around and smoke pot while watching the Turkey Day Game!?"
by NightHawk5623 May 23, 2010
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Kirkwood

A secondary name for a fat ugly whale. Kirkwoods normally think they're cool because they vape, but there just an annoying lard.
"Hey Kirkwood! Your a fat ugly whale"
by Kgrenade13 July 15, 2017
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Kirkwood

Yeah the people at kirkwood suck just because they beat us if football doesn’t matter we will shit on them in basketball about 10-135 because they’re to stoned to knows what’s going on
Gosh that guys from kirkwood sucks
by Shehsvbejwiwiwwnbs April 02, 2024
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