Kirking

The act of shitting your pants while at work or in public.

If I let this fart go I'm probably going to be kirking myself

by Vengenze June 3, 2014

Kirking

1)The act of getting an individual extremely high and presuading them into purchasing items they dont need. Items purchased generally benefit the "Kirker."
2)The act of bullshiting beyond belief and or making empty promises to gain a free ride.

Dude, your fucking Kirking me right now.
-But you need this man? Honestly, what will you do without it?
God damn it, Alright. Lets get it.

Dude, come test drive this car with me, we'll test drive it together.
-Yeah man, ill drive because obviously you have no car.
Dude, uh, your gonna have to wait in his driveway while me and him test drive it.
-Fuck man. You fucking Kirked me.

by Die Jude November 16, 2010

kirking

doing something generous for someone else, helping or volunteering.

Wow, look at that man, he's just kirking everybody!

by thedirtydragon March 8, 2009

kirking

The act of acquiring an extra hour or two of sleep through the use of a vague medical condition as an excuse. Kirking requires you to show up at 9:30 to 10:00 am thus allowing you to maintain your ability to give others a rash of shit if they take a sick day.

"It's 9:30 and the boss still isn't here. He must be kirking this morning."

by Jbski April 27, 2017

Kirking

(Verb): the act of throwing up at your friends birthday party and babycrawling to the toilet. Also eating fucking bread!

Dude, Kirkland was Kirking hard last night.

Thomas: Is he still alive?

by KATthecrew June 15, 2018

Kirking

Kirking is a when an online troll attacks members of the emergency services on social media such as Facebook and Twitter. It came about in the 2020 Covid19 Pandemic where doctors and nurses were abused online for simply working.

That guy Tim is a total Kirker. It’s shameful some of the things he posted last night and the language he used was shocking. Kirking

by Tattoo11 March 30, 2020

Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.

Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.

by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024