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A saying for when something shitty happens.
When something is an oxymoron/ironic.
Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"
by sexy m&m December 22, 2008
mugGet the Ain't that a kick in the dickmug.

kicked in the dick hole

To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.
"I just checked the bank balance, we've been kicked in the dick hole!"
by jsd9632 February 14, 2012
mugGet the kicked in the dick holemug.

Kick the dick off

1: UK szlang. To celebrate, to be awesome. "We're eating pizza and drinking champagne, we're kicking the dick off life"

2: To really do well "how was the test?"
"Mate, I kicked it's dick off"
"I'm gonna kick the dick off this job"
by Fentible December 4, 2016
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kick a dick day

“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”
by aaayayay January 31, 2023
mugGet the kick a dick daymug.

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