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Kick a Jimmy day

Today is the day you kick a guy named jimmy!! Have fun
Someone: TODAY IS NATIONAL KICK A JIMMY DAY!!

Friend: YESSSS, LETS GO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM
by Kick a Jimmy Day November 2, 2019
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Kick A Gracie Day

Kick any gracie on October 18th, that you know and they cant do anything about it!
Its October 18th!
Isn't that national kick a gracie day!!!
by nicoleyguacamoley20 October 15, 2019
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Kick A Tall Day

When short people can get there revenge on the tall cunts for once
February 19th
"Whyd you kick me"
"Its Kick A Tall Day"
by SexNukeYup123 February 16, 2020
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Kick A Little Kid Day

One of the best, uncelebrated, unrecognized, holidays on the planet. It speaks for itself.

It is the day when all men/women can stop and kick the little elementary school kid(who flipped him/her off while driving by his/her bus stop) right in the head.

It is a day when a little kid is kicked in the head for spewing insults at somebody older than him/her, breaking one of the most respectable morals of all: "Do not disrespect your elders."

To sum things up, if this uncelebrated day was recognized by americans, and then legalized, there would be a lot of little kids out there with foot prints on their fore heads.
Little Timmy, for know perticular reason, began to shout incoherent profanity at the stranger who walked by him as he sat on his porch. "HAHA you stupid ass stupid butt douche ass."

The stranger approached little Timmy, calm, and said, "Why little boy, do you know what day it is?"

Confused, his brow furrowing, the boy replied, "No, what?"

The stranger huffed in a great breathe of air, open his eyes really wide like a madman, and yelled, "KICK A LITTLE KID DAY!!!" as he through the hardest kick he could manage right at the little boys fore head.
by Jacob The Red August 29, 2006
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Kick a Bruce day

October 24 is national kick a Bruce day
Kick anyone with the name of Bruce
“Hey, tomorrow’s kick a Bruce day”
by Bigboi667 October 19, 2019
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Kick a ranga day

Stupid day about bullying orange haired people and people who say ranga without ranga friends cause they thinks it’s cool
Look a ranga lol let’s kick them
Oh yeah cause it’s kick a ranga day lol
by Miso stupid October 16, 2019
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Kick a Thot day

It's a day that you go up to at thot and kick it. This is on the 24th of october.
Oh it's kick a thot day! Go kick that thot!
Thot: ouCh!
by Virgin4Christ October 24, 2019
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