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kick fate in the balls

To have a feeling that you need to do something, but then you don't do it, only to find out later that you should have listened to your feeling and done what it told you to.
Suzanne: Hey you all wore your Beatles shirts today! I had a really strong feeling that I needed to wear mine, but I ignored it.

Jenna: You shouldn't kick fate in the balls like that.

National Kick Guys in the Balls Day 

Tired of guys slapping your ass on April 7th? Well it's your lucky day on April 10th as it is national kick guys in the balls day so hunny, kick away just if you were kicking a soccer ball
"Hey Skylar, It's national kick guys in the balls day! "

National Kick Boys in the Balls Day 

A to celebrate assholes, give them a present of a lifetime. A nice kick in the balls. Occurs on April 13.

Kick boys in the balls

One day only on the 4th of October all girls get to kick boys in the balls and not get told off
The 4th of October we get to kick boys in the balls

National kick dominik in the balls day (22. October) 

National kick Dominik in the balls day. This is for all the short people getting bullied by dominik because of their height.
National kick Dominik in the balls day (22. October)
Every time Dominik makes a comment about your size equals one kick in the balls.

Get ready.

National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th 

ANY short girl gets to do this 🙏
"OMG It's National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th"