keen as doom

supremely incredible; the greatest thing of which one can possibly conceive. opposite of jank. emphasis should be placed on "doom," as in "___ is keen as DOOM."

Tom: Your car is jank.
Bob: MY CAR IS KEEN AS DOOM.

by Sunroom October 31, 2007

Keen as biscuits

Being so keen for something, such as a party or a gatho

Man i am so keen as biscuits for this party,

same here im keen as biscuits aswell

by Mr Keen biscuits December 3, 2010

keen as shit

Extremely excited about something. So excited there is an inability to think of any other word at the time so the swear word shit is used.

Hey man want to ride my motorcycle?
Oh my god! Hell yes! I’m keen as shit

by Wise plumber February 27, 2018

Keen as mustard

To be very keen on something; to be particularly interested in, or looking forward to something

I hear the meat pie eating competition is on this weekend, and Trac is going to take part. Mate I am keen as mustard to go watch!

by eshayladd01 November 25, 2019

Keen as beans

keen as beans is a describing word to call someone who wants you to buy them a gatorade bottle so they can smoke ket till they are blind

Person 1 "hi keen as beans here could you buy me a gatorade bottle so i can smoke ket till im blind"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

Keen as a hooker

Extremely enthusiastic to do something, but only if there’s money or some other reward involved. Similar to “keen as mustard”, except the motivation is strictly financial.

Funny how Dave didn’t want to work the weekend until overtime got mentioned... now he is as keen as a hooker!

by Hooker-by-crook March 5, 2026