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karmazon's law 

Law which states that if a profile picture on a social networking sites contains two girls, the uglier one is the owner of the profile.
Dude, this girl is trying to friend me but I can't figure out which one is her.

According to karmazon's law, it's the ogre on the left.
karmazon's law by fakamada May 6, 2011

Karmazov's Law 

The inverse relationship of the real state of an interpersonal relationship proportional to the projected state of said relationship on social media; named after redditor j_karmazov who studied the phenomena.
A: "I feel so sorry for Brad; he's been so miserable after marrying Stacy."
B: "I know, right. But they seem so happy in all of her Instagram photos?"
A: "That's just for appearances, I guess. Karmazov's Law, and all that."
Karmazov's Law by ImaginaryGabe January 7, 2021

Karamazov Law

How the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
When asked why Karen bombarded social media with pics of her relationship, even though he cheated on her twice, Manuel rolled his eyes and muttered "Karamazov Law..."
Karamazov Law by HailHydraforce January 7, 2021

Karamazov law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
e.g. If a relationship looks amazing on Instagram, it is likely near breaking point in reality.
"My buddy married a bridezilla. They are still together 10 years later. She posts on instagram about their supposedly-perfect marriage, but have been separated twice, it's a classic example of the Karamazov law"
Karamazov law by KindaTallGuy January 7, 2021

Karamazov Law

Karamazov law states that 'the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.'
You may believe that Chad and Sarah has a perfect relationship but Karamazov law begs to differ
Karamazov Law by asc0614 January 7, 2021

Karamazov Law

The law that states real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
“Oh, man. Did you see Stacy’s wedding pics?”
“Yeah, but I heard from Todd that the marriage is a sham. Classic Karamazov law.”
Karamazov Law by Nathanzf January 7, 2021